A Bit of a Dandy

breanieswordvomit:

coolator:

god bless

oh my  god

Fear the mighty Analock’s spells, for they have mastered the darkest secrets of the rectum.

And how hard is it to land even a minimum-wage job? This year, the Ivy League college admissions acceptance rate was 8.9%. Last year, when Walmart opened its first store in Washington, D.C., there were more than 23,000 applications for 600 jobs, which resulted in an acceptance rate of 2.6%, making the big box store about twice as selective as Harvard and five times as choosy as Cornell. Telling unemployed people to get off their couches (or out of the cars they live in or the shelters where they sleep) and get a job makes as much sense as telling them to go study at Harvard.
vejiga:








Can’t breathe; crying and laughing too hard

vejiga:

Can’t breathe; crying and laughing too hard

workjuice:

Hey! Los Angeles Magazine’s “Best of LA” issue calls us the “Best Live Podcast recording!” So flattering. The issue is on stands now.

Thanks to you Adventurekateers for making us something that people notice. Now you’d better get tickets for the Aug-Dec shows while you still can! http://www.largo-la.com/

maxistentialist:

The Sacramento Bee:

Dire predictions about jobs being destroyed spread across California in 2012 as voters debated whether to enact the sales and, for those near the top of the income ladder, stiff income tax increases in Proposition 30. Million-dollar-plus earners face a 3 percentage-point…

bobak:

error888:

Noriyoshi Ohrai promotional poster for Return of the Jedi, c. 1982 [1041x1600] - Imgur

Gorgeous.

bobak:

error888:

Noriyoshi Ohrai promotional poster for Return of the Jedi, c. 1982 [1041x1600] - Imgur

Gorgeous.

wilwheaton:

You have the illusion of “choice” at your local cinema this week. Which poorly reviewed release will appeal to you most? You could see Diaz and Segel’s Sex Tape and wonder why Hollywood is so perplexed by the cloud, but why would you do that? Don’t be self-abusive, we’re here to help. This is a safe space.

Oh, God, no, you’ve got a ticket to The Purge: Anarchy, too? Sure, that’s your best choice for a wide release this week, but RT still summarizes it as “never as smart or resonant as it tries to be.”

If you’ve got kids, we guess you could go see Planes: Fire and Rescue, the sequel to not-even-a-year-old Planes. RT calls it “flat and formulaic,” though, and shouldn’t we be teaching our children to aspire for more? Dane Cook stars in it, for God’s sake. Pop culture was done with him years ago. The final wide release is Persecuted, which does not have a single positive review. Ban wide releases.

The real take away from this article is that you don’t have to go to the theater this weekend to see a good movie, because there’s so much available on demand or streaming. In fact, if you want to see a good movie, don’t go to the theater, because the films releasing this weekend are all shit.

ask-heichouu:

amanekuzuryuu:

so I got the plague game

You’re doing it right

josephscrimshaw:

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